"Marrying for love is completely overrated. I should know; I did it twice. Marry for money instead. At least that way when it doesn't work out you'll get a nice alimony settlement. It's better this way. You'll actually have something to show for all the bullshit you went through." -Madre
The Madre: Can you really google how to make a bomb? Moi: Yes mom. In fact you can probably order the parts you'll need for it on ebay. The Madre: Shut the fuck up!
Alayna: Oh btw, me and mom are totally getting shit-faced on my birthday. Moi: Seriously? She's gonna buy you alcohol and let you get drunk? Alayna: Yeah. Moi: How the fuck did you work that out? Alayna: I said, "Hey mom on my birthday I wanna get shit-faced" and then she said "You know baby I feel like getting shit-faced too!" Moi: You lucky little bitch. Alayna: I know right! Moi: ....can...can I come? Alayna: Sure thing babe!
I know you're totally digging how I colore-coded that shit. XD
And that sums up how I'm feeling right now, lol. Before the drunken stupor that shall ensue, my family is taking a trip to Cherokee (next weekend, i think?) to go spend our life's savings time in a casino to celebrate my grandfather turning 81. Should be great fun. Alcohol and possibly money. Can't go wrong.
EDIT: I would just like to say that here are NO words for how much I love this icon. Carry on.
I still have a girly crush on Miz Nat over here. How shameful is that. I know, I know.
otahyoni, I've just now gotten started on the first Horatio Lyle book and it is so so adorable. Tess is too damn cute for her own good. ( My favorite parts so far... )
School is out, and my grades were solid, so stress is gone. Thankfully! I'll post again if I manage to get a job or do something useful with myself. I'm being horribly lazy.
I know that posting this goes against my new rule of only posting things that pertain to RL happenings...but I don't know how to talk about my RL happenings right now. Thinking about it just makes me sad...so here.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, SELF! You made it to 20 without killing yourself or going insane. Good job.
3 Things: - Alayna has some super secret surprise gift for me. No one will tell me what it is and lemme tell ya this is a family of blabbermouths. So this must be a damn good gift. Excitement! - My dad has sent me 3 grand to help with the getting of a car. - My poor boyfriend is wasting precious gas money to come spend time with me. Those are my words not his. Lol.
Cupid - Olivia Lufkin I can remember feeling this way. And now I'm revivsiting all my Rurutia, Olivia Lufkin, and Kotoko tunes. Thanx ipod, you're a pal.
I'm gonna work on doing real updates sometime in the near future. Entries where I actually talk about the things going on in life. You know instead of posting videos and memes and just in general wasting space on the internet.
Sorry about my journal being so crap guys. I have things to share I promise =3