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Jun. 8th, 2012

golden sunrise

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There is nothing and no one more repulsive than the you from 5 years ago. 

Nov. 2nd, 2010

Night light

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 I would like to start using lj again. Just not under this username. 
I'll get back to you on that yo.

Jan. 29th, 2010

golden sunrise

Perdido Street Station

sun pouring in like a waterfall and I rejoice in it as blooms burst from
my shoulders and my head and chlorophyll rushes invigoratingly
through my skin and I raise my great spined arms
     don't touch me like that I'm not ready you pig
     Look at those steamhammers! I'd like them if they didn't make make me work so!
       is this
      I am proud to be able to tell you that your father has consented to
our match
      is this a
      and here I swim under all this dirty water towards the looming
dark bulk of the boat like a great cloud I breathe filthy water that
makes me cough and my webbed feet push towards  
      is this a dream?
      light skin food air metal sex misery fire mushrooms webs ships
torture beer frog spikes bleach violin ink crags sodomy money wings
colourberries gods chainsaw bones puzzles babies concrete shellfish
stilts entrails snow darkness
      Is this a dream?

China Mieville

Jan. 22nd, 2010


Good Omens

"On Eternity:
I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there's this little bird-"
"What little bird?" said Aziraphale suspiciously.
"This little bird I'm talking about. And every thousand years-"
"The same bird every thousand years?"
Crowley hesitated. "Yeah," he said.
"Bloody ancient bird, then."
"Okay. And every thousand years this bird flies-"
"flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak-"
"Hold on. You can't do that. Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of-" The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
"But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
"It doesn't matter!"
"It could use a space ship," said the angel.
Crowley subsided a bit. "Yeah," he said. "If you like. Anyway, this bird-"
"Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale. "So it'd have to be one of those space ships where your descendants are the ones who get out at the other end. You have to tell your descendants, you say, When you get to the Mountain, you've got to-" He hesitated. "What have
they got to do?"
"Sharpen its beak on the mountain," said Crowley. "And then it flies back-"
"-in the space ship-"
"And after a thousand years it goes and does it all again," said Crowley quickly.
There was a moment of drunken silence,
"Seems a lot of effort just to sharpen a beak," mused Aziraphale.
"Listen," said Crowley urgently, "the point is that when the bird has worn the mountain down to nothing, right, then-"
Aziraphale opened his mouth. Crowley just knew he was going to make some point about the relative hardness of birds' beaks and granite mountains, and plunged on quickly.
"-then you still won't have finished watching The Sound of Music."
Aziraphale froze.
"And you'll enjoy it," Crowley said relentlessly. "You really will."
"My dear boy-"
"You won't have a choice."
"Heaven has no taste."
"And not one single sushi restaurant."
A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face."

Dec. 21st, 2009


Being a gamer. Ur doin' it wrong.

My initial reaction to watching Vinny fight Seth in Street Fighter 4.

"Hey! Is that Doctor Manhattan?!"

That would be a fail.

Oct. 17th, 2009


Too Cute.

Thanx teafish


Aug. 31st, 2009

golden sunrise

motherly advice

"Marrying for love is completely overrated. I should know; I did it twice. Marry for money instead. At least that way when it doesn't work out you'll get a nice alimony settlement. It's better this way. You'll actually have something to show for all the bullshit you went through."


Aug. 18th, 2009

masked ball

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This post is an excuse to show off a new icon.

Isn't she BEAUTIFUL!

I have no life.

Aug. 2nd, 2009


Oh mommy...

The Madre: Can you really google how to make a bomb?
Moi: Yes mom. In fact you can probably order the parts you'll need for it on ebay.
The Madre: Shut the fuck up!

Jul. 10th, 2009


Quote of the Day

"I think that's a pretty good rule to have. If I'm gonna sleep with a girl I'm gonna need her to at least be able to read"

--My buddy Steffon [In response to a movie trailer for 'The Awful Truth']

Way to have high standards Champ. XP

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